Revise the Times.: March 2013

29.3.13

Lawnchair Generals - Sweet Nothing

The Lawnchair Generals, what a name. Can only imagine the thought process behind that one, most likely two fella's sitting out a back garden on a sunny day off their tits on acid unable to move out of pure content, and therefore settling on being - The Lawnchair Generals.

27.3.13

Mario Basanov ¦ We are Child of Love

26.3.13

Will Saul Presents CLOSE Feat. Charlene Soraia & Scuba ¦ 'Beam Me Up'

This is straight-up banger. Oh Will, you old dog you..

25.3.13

Queen & Disco ¦ Alternative Mix

Queen & Disco ¦ Alternative Mix by Queen & Disco on Mixcloud

Stretch ¦ Why Did You Do It (Disco Syndicate mix)

Why did you do it? Would surely be the question Stretch is asking when he hears this version. Disco Syndicate clearly hasn't a clue on how to remix.

24.3.13

We Love... Dicky Trisco Mix

"We Love..." noted that dicky bleeds glitter ball, I agree. He loves disco so much he puts PVC glue on his balls and sticks himself to speakers so that he never isn't at a disco. Mad man if you ask me.. This poddy is full of disco gems, re-edits and the like. Pwefuorl Sutff

22.3.13

Feel my Bicep ¦ Stash

Feel my Bicep have to be one of the best breakthrough acts of late, this is common knowledge. However, through all this success brings it's downfalls. Having recently read that one of the disjointed act needed a milk crate to stand on when performing for their Boilerroom set, I couldn't help but laugh..

I mean a milk crate, they should have just left it and had the wee man playin' with a fella beside him whose head you couldn't see cos he was too tall. Just long, floating arms looking like they're DJ'ing, fairly apt considering... The two have done great things, and when you're the third highest earners in Northern Ireland behind Rory McIlroy an Jimmy Nesbitt, you know you're on your way to stardom.

ColeCo - Things Ain't The Same

These Cole&Co clowns are a joke, I mean it should obviously Yorke & Cole for a start. This is/could obviously be Andy's way of serenading Dwight back to pursue what was once a glorious thing except this time making house beats and getting wiped out. Such a shame either way. I never did like Dwight that much, though.

19.3.13

Seven Grand Housing Authority - Love's Got Me High

What was Terrence Parker thinking here? I mean this was clearly made by a man in a bad mood and it reflects badly if you ask me, the poor fella probably threw this together after a weekend long bint sniffin' session and thought it sounded unreal. What the title should be is, "Terrence Parker - Comin down off bint and I'm an Idiot."... Love hasn't got you high, sniffin hoop has... in the bin it goes

14.3.13

Queen & Disco ¦ Slow Burners Mix

This is potentially the worst put together piece of music I've ever, put together.. Infact, it's pure pish. It's so slow it would drive you insane. Soul Clap wouldn't play this shit at their funeral, not because it's slow, but because none of the tracks are that good, the mixing is dire and the picture of a troll with his head in his hands can't even find a bridge to hide from it..

Tracklist

Sandro Perri - Love & Light (Tom Croose Remix)

Nicolas Jaar - Can't See What Is Burning There (Original Mix)

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (Alkalino Rework)

Dynamicron - Never Ever (Dynamicron edit)

The xx - Shelter (John Talabot Feel It Too Remix)

Arcade Fire - Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)

Hong Kong Syndikat - Hey Sucker (Alkalino Remix)

Imagination & Missy Elliot - Gotta Keep Workin' it (Greg Wilson mash-up)

Perseus - Running Back To You

Max Berlin - Elle Et Moi (Joakim remix)

13.3.13

Sister S - Living Ecstasy (Norinton Remix)

SISTER S - I'LL GIVE YOU SISTER S, FUCK OFF. HOW'S THAT SOUND. SISTER LYIN' IN BED WAY HER NAGS AT HER ANKLES TRYING DE WORK OUT WHAT DAY IT IS COS SHE'S ATE TOO MANY WHAM BARS.. WOULD BE A FAR BETTER NAME... "SISTER S"

The tune's terrible too............"SISTER S"